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| Ginny |
| The sweet smell of success...not so much |
| 03.03.2011 20:43:17 | |
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Stinky = Success. As the weekend of the Arnold approaches I wax poetic on the silly little things that let you know you've arrived as a competitor--particularly, smell. Game day is announced with a funktastic combo of tanning product aromas, Flexall, and fish. Poorly ventilated host hotel rooms brew an olfactory concoction of odors that reek to the average man and scream success to the battle hardened veteran. Hot pot hotel cooking may consist of reheated tilapia fillets and fill the hallways with divine putridity. Jan Tana is perfume. Many competitors opt out of showers or deodorant to preserve their color which factors a lovely undertone of B.O. into the mix. Leading up to the big event we torture captive passengers on flights with our tuna from a can. My husband pulls his shirt up over his nose to block out the fragrance of my freshly cooked turkey and asparagus pre-bedtime medley. I know it smells like farts. I'm hungry and it tastes FANTASTIC. Suck it up. All this to say...you smell funny and that's a good thing. Time to rock the stage!
Tags: ginny gardea | npc | Figure | Emerald Cup | Onstage Image | suits by amy
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